Friday, November 9, 2007

Rant

*BRIEF WARNING* This update contains a lot of swearing. If that kinda stuff offends you, don't read this blog entry. Thanks.






















I'm going to have another blog update later this evening about my Jerk Out Month experience for the day, but right now, I have a few things on my mind I need to get the fuck rid of.

*Weird teenager expressions. What the fuck is "don't come at me" or "you heard?" or "ballin' " or whatever the fuck teenagers (yes, I realize I am one) say these days. God damn, people. Can't you have the decency to at least ATTEMPT to speak proper English??

In the same vein...

*Incorrect typing. This aggravates me to no end. I like to talk to people online that at the very least use correct grammar, spelling and the like. Yeah, I will use LOL and LMAO and other abbreviations but that's kinda rare. I don't expect punctuation and anal/perfectionist/obsessive things like that, but come on, just SPELL shit right. On the other hand, I will make exceptions for people that I've known for a long time and I know this is customary. Then again, that's half my AIM buddy list. Crap. However, if you do use correct spelling/grammar/etc., then keep it up. Thanks.

*People who leave the water running when brushing their teeth. This one I can explain. My elementary school (Saltonstall) used to cover the water cycle a LOT. Like, every fucking year in Science. The idea of water conservation has been completely beaten into my head, so I try to save water whenever possible.

*Obnoxious jocks. I know way too many of these. The high school athletes who think they're King Shit and actually believe they're "destined" to make it to the highest professional level of the sport they play. I bet a couple of them will, but VERY few. The football players who think they'll make it to the NFL... please, just think realistically. Your chances of making to the top pro level are very, very fucking slim. You have a MUCH better chance of making it to the AFL or CFL. I won't hate you if you believe you could make it to one of those leagues. You probably have a decent shot if you're good enough.

Whew. I think I'm done.

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